I'm stuck in the Denver International Airport and bored stupid... I've been here for 3 hours already and I got 4 more to go, so basically I've been browsing myself stupid over here. Anybody have anything new or interesting going on?
no. Fire up linux and run around the airport with a sniffer running.. Maybe um kismet, dsniff and see what is floatin around out there..
It certainly is a good tool. A virtual polethera of information. In fact most of the time I search something that's the first link that comes up. They literally seem to cover just about everything.
Ha ha. I would but I just had about four Sam Adam's and it seems like a super-cute chick walks by about every 4 seconds. Lol. I'm not moving from here until they call for my flight.
Bro... These bishes are off the heezy! Next time I go somewhere I'm going through here and getting stuck on purpose! Lol But seriously... it still sucks. Anybody know any good jokes?
Ok ok. Here's one. BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wann a tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."