Home Depot Scam *Possibly NSFW*

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    Home Depot Scam.... GUY'S BEWARE!



    This could happen to anyone...



    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.



    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.



    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.



    Here's how the scam works:



    Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.



    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.



    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
     
  2. SubiNoobi

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    Best scam ever
     
  3. bomjoon

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    which HD was that at again? im going there now! lol
     
  4. bomjoon

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    i'l have to leave my wallet at home....
     
  5. monk

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    lol, funny shit...
     
  6. xpsi

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    LMAO. At first I was like "that's sucks, even HD are scamming people" as I was reading it got me thinking if this was happening on the HD near my house. lol..
     
  7. mattprzy

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    haha that's a good one!
     
  8. FACE

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    sounds like it would be cheaper to just pay for some head
    :rofl: :rofl:

    sorry to hear it man...
     
  9. Jake

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    I should put that up in the break room here. Haha


    I work at home depot btw
     
  10. Ashley25

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    Have you nothing better to do with your time?

    I'm with FACE.
     
  11. Matt

    Matt Think before you post
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    please tell me your kidding....

    this is one OLD joke.albeit a VERY good one, but old :D
     
  12. Ashley25

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    ^^^ I know it's a joke... C'mon, give me some credit.
     

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