Home Depot Scam *Possibly NSFW*

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Weapon, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    Home Depot Scam.... GUY'S BEWARE!



    This could happen to anyone...



    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.



    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.



    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.



    Here's how the scam works:



    Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.



    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.



    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
     
  2. SubiNoobi

    SubiNoobi Supporting Member

    Best scam ever
     
  3. bomjoon

    bomjoon Active Member

    which HD was that at again? im going there now! lol
     
  4. bomjoon

    bomjoon Active Member

    i'l have to leave my wallet at home....
     
  5. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

    lol, funny shit...
     
  6. xpsi

    xpsi Member

    LMAO. At first I was like "that's sucks, even HD are scamming people" as I was reading it got me thinking if this was happening on the HD near my house. lol..
     
  7. mattprzy

    mattprzy Active Member

    haha that's a good one!
     
  8. FACE

    FACE Active Member

    sounds like it would be cheaper to just pay for some head
    :rofl: :rofl:

    sorry to hear it man...
     
  9. Jake

    Jake Active Member

    I should put that up in the break room here. Haha


    I work at home depot btw
     
  10. Ashley25

    Ashley25 Member

    Have you nothing better to do with your time?

    I'm with FACE.
     
  11. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    please tell me your kidding....

    this is one OLD joke.albeit a VERY good one, but old :D
     
  12. Ashley25

    Ashley25 Member

    ^^^ I know it's a joke... C'mon, give me some credit.
     

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