Uuuugh.... T.G.I.W.!

I feel like I've had my ass kicked by an entire football team. Stupid girls keeping me out till 7AM on a weeknight.... uuuugh... someone please come kill me!!!!! This is a whole new level of feeling like crap for me. I'm typing with one eye open... zzzzzzzzz..... snooze.... uuuugh... :zzz::420:

 

Are we really supposed to feel bad for you if you have been hanging out with the women all night?...

 

Lets ban him

 

Yeah, seriously dude. So, do they call you sweet pea?

 

uuuugh... you probably should. I'm going to be worthless today.

 

Just an FYI, if you have any expectation of sleep, don't call your ex from 5 years ago that now goes to UGA. BAD idea!

Especially if it's already 1:30AM and she's still in Athens. It's gonna be about 3 before she gets there...

 

no, i don't think I like that. Please continue abusing Brett as usual.

 

tip: make your booty calls closer to home

 

you're so wise... you're like a miniature Buddha.

 

100% agreed

 

wait, youre hanging out with an ex from 5 years ago!?!


INSTABAN

 

AH hahahaa..... thanks for making my morning totally worth it!!!!!!1!one :rofl:

 

:rofl::rofl:

 

well, making fun of Brett is old now and I'm back to feeling like total ass again. It's 10:30... so I have 7 more hours before I can go home and sleep. This sucks so hard I can't believe it.

 

i made a booty call in fl =P

 

You do realize every poker night you show up with a new girl right? Dude what if I was your mom.... would that be respectful? I can't even remember any of your girlfriend's names

 

hey hey hey... hold on... they're not my girlfriends.

Look, I can't help it. With a name like Sweet Pea, what do you expect?!

 

How am I suppost to know? I never see you anymore... WHAT KIND OF SON ARE YOU!!!! YOU HAVE MORE FRONT CAMBER THAN ME!!!! YOU MAKE YOUR IMAGINARY MOTHER CRY!!!!!!!

 

gosh mom! why do you always have to guilt me?! I know that I'm an accident, but at least pretend to care about me!



hehee... looks like you have a new nickname. mom.

 

sure thing sweetpea

now when are you going to get married and settle down!

 

Ummm...

 

hahaa...

 

FYI I'm sick and on lots of drugs now....

 

Uhh hey. Sweet Pea? Do I need to clean the backseat of the car I just bought from you?:squint:

 

ummm.. i don't think so, but i wouldn't sit back there without pants on if I were you.

nooo... i'm joking. The driver's seat on the other hand... :ddirty:

 

This thread is worthless without pics of the girls!!! :coolugh:

 

:naughty::naughty::naughty:

 

:eek4:My eyes!!!! I just lost my lunch :barf:

 

Oh how ironic! Anyone else notice she is drinking a Diet Coke?

And Fat chicks need lovin too. They just have to pay. :naughty:

 

ah the pain and wonder of being single... good riddance.

 

She'd be even hotter in a thong!

 

You totally just made him the man.

He owes you twenty bucks.

 

I have to admit, sweet pea always brings home cute girls

 

Insert Clever Lesbian comment here

 

I assure you, she's taken more than $20 from me already. I suck at poker. :dunno

Ladies love art guys. I can't help it. http://www.mmcfineart.com That and I'm not an asshole to them.

PLUS, Meatwad gets the honeys...

 

oh man... good times...

 

I just threw up in my mouth!