Her Diary vs His Diary

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    HER DIARY:


    Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
    long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
    he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
    that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
    say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him
    if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
    nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I
    told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
    can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you,
    too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if
    he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
    watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
    silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
    he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made
    love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
    somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
    almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

    My life is a disaster.








    HIS DIARY:





    My new turbo wasn't delivered today, but at least I got laid.
     
  2. SubiNoobi

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    Wow, so that's why women cry.....
     
  3. FACE

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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Soooo True!!!!!
     
  4. SonicBoom

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    Good stuff..... :)
     
  5. miloman

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    Hahahahahahahha
     
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    You reading my wife's diary?
     
  9. WJM

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    Ah ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    :ROFL:
     
  10. RamblinWRX

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    LOL, very nice.
     
  11. kingwrex

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    THATS FUNNY STUFF.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  12. dontcallitarex

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    Hahahaha. Man.

    It's a wonder any of us ever get laid at all.
     
  13. RoMe

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    Whoa whoa speak for yourself I get mine! :rofl:
     
  14. miloman

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    What is this 'laid' thing you speak of?
     
  15. wrxin8or

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    ^^he does go to GaTech
     
  16. blindfold

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    but Clemenson lost ...to Tech :rofl:
     
  17. Cool_____

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    LMAO! Classic.
     
  18. BattleWagon

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    where do you guys get this stuff....that was awesome, just what i needed to end my day at work!!!
     
  19. dontcallitarex

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    I wasn't saying I don't get laid....I was simply marveling at the fact that I do.

    Just so we're clear. :wiggle:
     
  20. WRX_SVXGirl

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    that is so not what i wrote in my diary!
     
  21. nicali

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    That is outrageously funny! Good stuff. I hope there is another day's diary entry, I am in suspense if the turbo comes in and how will she take another day's "distance" from him. :)
     
  22. socrates42

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    thats awesome, very very funny
     
  23. Sparta

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    lol funny
     
  24. Ben@TTR

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    I need to go talk to my wife :wtc:
     
  25. KA05STi

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    that was pretty funny!!
     
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