The Dead Cow and Vet School . . .

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their
    first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

    They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with
    a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In
    Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as
    a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving
    the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
    stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck
    his finger in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
    freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
    sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

    When every one finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The
    second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
    finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
     
  2. Eco Auto Clean

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    ha thats pretty funny..
     
  3. josh booth

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    :barf::barf:
     
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    :barf:
     
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    beat me too it...
     
  6. WRX_SVXGirl

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    that was so gross!
     
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    +1
     
  10. SonicBoom

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    Thats funny right there.. I don't care who ya are.....
     

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