A Clock that will get your Arse moving :)

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  1. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

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  3. BlackAndBlue

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    i think id break it before a week passed
     
  4. SUBY_RUE

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    I could use one of those, I am snooze master :squint:
     
  5. mattprzy

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    me too. I thought about buying the one with wheels.
     
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    Me too
    Then I had a vision:
    Alarm sounds...that little fawker flys off the nightstand, literally scares the shit and piss out of my dog. She runs off spreading crap all over the house. Then that little bastard goes under my bed, in a mad rush to shut it up before the newborn awakes I choose the worst possible place to crawl under the bed (dogs first deposits). Finally I get to the 2 wheeled annoyance but it is too late my 3 yr old son has already woke up and has learned every curse word there is. At this point I welcome the much needed shower to wash all the shit, piss, dust, dirt and cobwebs out of the 3" long hairs that reside on my chest. Oh yeah, also have to replace the window that broke when I tossed the fawker to its death.
    When I think it is all over, I go outside to leave for work to find that Mutha F'er lodged in the windshield of the suby.

    No thank you, I will continue to hit the snooze button and rush my ass to get in on time!
     
  8. scoobaru

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    lol....yeah id destroy that thing. I like my sleep
     

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