What Would Jesus Drive? I saw a bumper sticker for this organization on a Prius on my morning commute. http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/ "Because transportation is a moral issue" Blah. Nothing against driving environmentally friendly cars... those good people who can live without power makes me feel less guilty about running no cats in my car. I just really don't think Jesus would drive a Prius, so this begs the question what do you think Jesus would drive? I think Jesus would drive this: Rolling on these:
I like to think of Jesus driving a 1986 Iroc-Z with me riding shotgun, hammer drunk. We'd listen to Def Lep and Journey while picking up honeys on the strip.
But we know what happens when we bend space time... we could go to the hell dimension! Then again, you would be with Jesus... hmmm....
Jesus would probably drive an Edsel, as only someone like him can make on of those run the way it should. You know, since he's jesus. The better question is "What would Sam Neill Drive?" And now a dancing banana::banana:
Well since Jesus is synonymous with America I agree with Deke, he'd definately be rocking something with a massive V8. I was thinking something more along the lines of an SVT Lightning, he is a carpenter and you cant haul wood in an IROC-Z.
I dunno, if Jesus would drive an American Truck it would be a Lincoln Blackwood. That thing is CLASSY! Carpeted bedliner!!
jesus would soooo drive teh EVO. i had so post this.... lol @ chuck norris comment. haha im still laughing.
jesus would soooo drive teh EVO. i had so post this.... lol @ chuck norris comment. haha. im still laughing.
I agree with Will. (actually to try to be Theologically correct it would be something like a Camry/Accord/Corolla...Something ordinary/average)