What Would Jesus Drive?

What Would Jesus Drive? I saw a bumper sticker for this organization on a Prius on my morning commute.



http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

"Because transportation is a moral issue" Blah.

Nothing against driving environmentally friendly cars... those good people who can live without power makes me feel less guilty about running no cats in my car. I just really don't think Jesus would drive a Prius, so this begs the question what do you think Jesus would drive?

I think Jesus would drive this:


Rolling on these:

 

I like to think of Jesus driving a 1986 Iroc-Z with me riding shotgun, hammer drunk. We'd listen to Def Lep and Journey while picking up honeys on the strip.

 

Jesus wouldn't drive, he'd bend space and make everything come to him.

 

But we know what happens when we bend space time... we could go to the hell dimension!

Then again, you would be with Jesus... hmmm....

 

Jesus would probably drive an Edsel, as only someone like him can make on of those run the way it should.

You know, since he's jesus.

The better question is "What would Sam Neill Drive?"

And now a dancing banana::banana:

 

We are talking about Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

 

Sam Neill couldn't driver b/c he's seen hell and his eyes are poked out.hnoes:

 

Chuck Freakin' Norris!:fawk:

 

Probably a pair of these:

 

Well since Jesus is synonymous with America I agree with Deke, he'd definately be rocking something with a massive V8. I was thinking something more along the lines of an SVT Lightning, he is a carpenter and you cant haul wood in an IROC-Z.

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:


ah ha! just realised it was a Talledega nights reference!

 

I dunno, if Jesus would drive an American Truck it would be a Lincoln Blackwood. That thing is CLASSY! Carpeted bedliner!!

 

He either walks with his posse or occasionally rides a donkey into town.. didn't they read the book?

 

^^^ agreeing with him,

Jesus would have a harley bike in todays times

 

Thats the best thing i've heard in a while. Thanx

 

So he came out and saw his shadow?

 

jesus would soooo drive teh EVO.

i had so post this....

lol
@ chuck norris comment. haha

im still laughing.

 

jesus would soooo drive teh EVO.

i had so post this....

lol
@ chuck norris comment. haha.

im still laughing.

 

I agree with Will.


(actually to try to be Theologically correct it would be something like a Camry/Accord/Corolla...Something ordinary/average)

 

Well what wouldn't jesus drive?
An Aztec! A Hummer!
I could defiantly see him in a 64' Impala.

 

I don't know what Jesus would drive, but he would probably have this on his bumper.

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl: