Don't laugh, but I was thinking of getting one of these...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by totsubo, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. totsubo

    totsubo Member

  2. pankopp

    pankopp Member

    yeah they have the tent that attaches to the back... I dont know if i would buy it just for that
     
  3. BlackAndBlue

    BlackAndBlue Member

  4. totsubo

    totsubo Member

    I totally want to sign up on their forum!!! That Aztek is one rad hatchback!! I think everyone should sign up and show your love for that fine piece of mechanical art!! It's rad I tell you!
     
  5. clemsonscooby

    clemsonscooby Active Member

    Rad? I would rate that as probably the ugliest thing on the road. I think you are safe sticking with your Subaru. To each their own I guess.
     
  6. scooby_snacks

    scooby_snacks Active Member

    It's hideous. I've often wondered what drug the designers were taking when they put together that pile of vomit. It's awful.
     
  7. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

    ^ they did drugs, OD'd, vomited into a pile, and then did finger drawings.
     
  8. Berzerklo

    Berzerklo Active Member

  9. totsubo

    totsubo Member

    Every time I see one on the road I give them a wave.
     
  10. AXLEJOHNSON

    AXLEJOHNSON Member

    [​IMG]
    This should be done to anyone who buys one of those awful vehicles.
     
  11. AK_Raptor

    AK_Raptor Member

    lol

    "world's best built anti-theft device (i.e. its looks)"
     
  12. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    :slap:
     
  13. cleanmachine

    cleanmachine Member

    Is no one else surprised by the fact that they have a forum dedicated to these things. WTF?
     
  14. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    hardly anything surprises me anymore...
     
  15. Eco Auto Clean

    Eco Auto Clean Active Member

    yea...i could totally see myself riding in this....oh and everything I just typed is absolutely false under any and every circumstance...I rocked the XB but an Aztec....No Sir..


    [​IMG]
     
  16. nsvwrx

    nsvwrx Active Member

  17. Berzerklo

    Berzerklo Active Member

  18. Eco Auto Clean

    Eco Auto Clean Active Member

    bwahahaah thats funny
     
  19. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    Make sure you check the recall and reliability areas if you are considering.

    NHTSA Recall History
    2001: Seat-latch anchor-wire diameter may be greater than 6.1 mm standard. Dealers will inspect and repair the latch anchor wires.
    2001-02: Owner's manual does not explain the meaning of the location symbols for the lower universal-anchorage system. Owners will be provided with a supplement for their owner's manual.
    2001-04: Exposure to high ambient temperatures may lead to the fracture of the fuel tank inlet check valve. A fracture may allow fuel vapors to pass through and leak. Dealers will replace the fuel tank.
    2003: Steering column-intermediate shaft could be too small, allowing the intermediate shaft to spin inside the steering column coupling, resulting in loss of steering control of the vehicle. Dealers will inspect, and replace if necessary, the steering-column intermediate shaft.
    2004: Certain vehicles may have a faulty fuel-tank and will notice an odor of gasoline. This might result in fuel leakage. Dealer will inspect the serial number on the fuel tank to see if its on the list of affected tanks.
    2004: Contamination on ignition relay contacts can cause high resistance, which could result in intermittent stalling; vehicle cannot then be restarted immediately.



    2001-2005 Pontiac Aztek Reliability Trouble Spots
    Engine
    Moderate Problems An occasional problem on this vehicle is the failure of the Powertrain Control Module (PCM) Programming. Problems with the PCM Programming are identified in TSB #01-06-04-018A.
    Transmission & Driveline
    Moderate Problems Occasional problems on this vehicle are failures of the Torque Converter Clutch Solenoid, the 2-3 Shift Solenoid and the Transmission Valve Body. A sticking valve in the Transmission Valve Body or a faulty solenoid can cause erratic shifting or a check engine light to come on. The Transmission Valve Body can become dirty and plugged.

    Electrical problem: There was a recall (nonsafety related) to repair the global positioning system for the On-Star system. (2001)
    Fuel gauge: Water leaking onto the electrical connector below the driver's seat causes corrosion resulting in starting failures, stalling and/or malfunctioning fuel gauge. (2001-02)
    Poor transmission shift: If beverages spill into the console, the shift-indicator slide gets damaged making it difficult or impossible to shift out of park. There is an improved replacement part to fix this. (2001-02)
    Water leak: The air conditioner evaporator case may not drain properly causing water to leak into the passenger-side foot well. (2001)
    Wipers: The wiper blades strike one another near the bottom of the windshield. The right (passenger) side blade should be replaced with a shorter one. (2001)
     
  20. knhtrdr

    knhtrdr Active Member

    ...well I never...
     
  21. pankopp

    pankopp Member

    wow thats a respectable recall list. all you need to do is photoshop a tent into the bed of the dump truck and it would be a match.
     
  22. Kokopelli

    Kokopelli Active Member

    So what do you do with a car that is a total flop?


    Easy, change the name and logo and then raise the price. People are stupid.


    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Apr 24, 2008
  23. BlackAndBlue

    BlackAndBlue Member

    i vote for [​IMG]
     
  24. WRXCoupe

    WRXCoupe Active Member

    [​IMG]

    With the Rally appearance package:eek4:

    I heard they are faster if you drive with the tent fully installed:ddirty:
     
  25. scooby_snacks

    scooby_snacks Active Member

    I heard they're faster if you drive them off the edge of a cliff. This thread should be deleted. These cars should be deleted from life.
     
  26. scooby_snacks

    scooby_snacks Active Member

    If you can call them cars that is.
     
  27. scooby_snacks

    scooby_snacks Active Member

  28. AK_Raptor

    AK_Raptor Member

    Wow those hood scoops look glued on
     
  29. Berzerklo

    Berzerklo Active Member

    You forgot getting Tiger Woods to endorse it too!
    [​IMG]

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  30. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Member

    Could these be cousins?

    [​IMG]
     
  31. WRXCoupe

    WRXCoupe Active Member

     
  32. XanRules

    XanRules Active Member

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  33. XanRules

    XanRules Active Member

    [​IMG]

    I'm so glad someone else saw that and lol'd.

    What good is having a forum if everyone on the forum is like THAT?
    Reminds me of streetkiaz.com
     
  34. XanRules

    XanRules Active Member

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