Speed Trap FAIL!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by WRXCoupe, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. WRXCoupe

    WRXCoupe Active Member

    Top This One For A Speeding Ticket

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.
    Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.

    The reply came back in true USMC style:

    Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.
    You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down. Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
    Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position. The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.
    Thank you for your concern.
    Semper Fi
     
  2. undrgrndrdr15

    undrgrndrdr15 Active Member

    hahaha... that is great!
     
  3. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    awesome
     
  4. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

    My sister sent me this a while back.... HILLarious...
     
  5. Mad Mallard

    Mad Mallard the mad mallard

  6. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

  7. Mad Mallard

    Mad Mallard the mad mallard

    nah, I'd seen it years ago back in my Usenet days, and i'm like....there is no automatically firing weapons control system like that in use....
     
  8. undrgrndrdr15

    undrgrndrdr15 Active Member

    ah you just gotta take it for what it is...
     
  9. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    you mean like the guy with a stealth paint job on his Iroc Z
     
  10. WRXCoupe

    WRXCoupe Active Member

    My WRX has an automatic firing weapons control system.....................................
     
  11. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    so does my cock
     
  12. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    miramar? reminds me of the greatest movie ever fucking MADE

    [​IMG]
     
  13. knhtrdr

    knhtrdr Active Member

    Nice!!
     
  14. I know the guy who developed the stealth fighter paint.He works for a radar related company.He said he could get me some at about 1000$ can.Really.
     

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