My wife just poisoned me...

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  1. Ben@TTR

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    Yeah thats right! I got home from work tonight and she had dinner waiting on me, which is great btw, especially cause I had a shitty day at work and I haven't eaten since lunch yesterday. I get about half way through eating a grilled chicken breast and I notice that its raw on the inside....:squint: and it looks like the last few bites were raw as well :unamused:.....I think shes out to get me

    heres the culprit
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    so let me cut to the chase...do I have tapeworms now? Wtf!

    food poisoning?


    On top of that my lazy ass cat is taunting me
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    What a friggin day....
     
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  2. josh booth

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    Raw chicken FTL! There is nothing you can do I don't think just :sx:.. Good luck!
     
  3. SUBY_RUE

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    Tell her she's fired...
     
  4. Ben@TTR

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    Im gonna donkey kong her ass later...
     
  5. Matt

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    yeah, tell her she's fired and send her my way....I can re-train her

    :rofl:
     
  6. Sparta

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    Your wife is cute bro!

    your cat doesn't look too bad either....



    The only thing you can do is throw up. Either that or just suck it up and hope you don't die.
     
  7. Ben@TTR

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    :rofl: If I die you can have the cat....I can already feel my stomach turning.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Did your life insurance policy go up recently?
     
  9. FACE

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    :gaysex:





    Hope you don't get sick bro
     
  10. slowwrx

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    Honestly my first thought was I'd let her poison me....lol

    She is very cute and you can always look at it this way....atleast she is cooking.
     
  11. Jake

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    yeah it's the though that counts, but the question is which thought was it?
     
  12. Ben@TTR

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    Yeah lol like I said in the OP I do appreciate her cooking but maybe theres an alterior motive here. I am worth a lot of $ dead hmmmmm
     
  13. 07Ltd#767

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    I call dibs on your car w/ that new big ass turbo :D
     
  14. monk

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    the most likely contamination will be salmonella. if it was affected, you will be sick within 48 hours. and feel like you're going to die for about a week... and not feel truly better for about a month. it's really nasty.

    good luck, and tell her to get a thermometer for cooking.
     
  15. BKiller

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    Make her suck the poison out!!
     
  16. integroid

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    Did you say you were going to donkey punch her later?
     
  17. Ben@TTR

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    lol no donkey kong
     
  18. ZenMotors

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    Lol, what a thread!
     
  19. dontcallitarex

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    I :rofl:'d.
     
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    Billy put her up to it, he knows the EVO is cooked when your car is done.
     
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    You still alive?
     
  22. Ben@TTR

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    Lol yeah. I actually had chicken again for dinner tonight. I was fully cooked this time :sx: My stomach is still turning a litlle bit but I guess I wont know for sure till around this time tomorrow if I got the sickness :p
     
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    You had chickin again! Your just asking for it now...lol...
     
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    Just got over food poisoning 2day! It came from mexican food or a tv dinner! U would def know by now! It was the worst feeling ever!
     
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    If you're not :barf:ing within three hours of eating you're definitely not sick :)
     
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