Three things you can buy at Walmart that would shock the cashier

I took this from slickdeals.net thought it was a cool thread. Feel free to add if any good ones come to mind.

Here are some highlights
1.Home Pregnancy Test
2.Coat Hanger
3.Bottle of Pain Medication

1.Handcuff
2.KY Jelly
3.Blind Fold

1. Shotgun
2. Shells
3. Book: "Don't Get Mad, Get Even"

1.Cucumber
2.KY Jelly
3.Kleenex

1.Shovel
2.Trash Bag
3.Change of Clothes

1.Hamster
2.Motor oil
3.Pain killers

My Contribution
1.Package of Sudafed
2.Rubber Gloves
3.Kids Lab Kit

1.Hammer
2.Googels
3.9mm Bullets

 

Haha some good ones. It may be that I'm just a little sleep deprived, but I don't really get the hamster one (gay sex related? don't understand the motor oil), or the second one of yours.

 

The Hamster, just watch Lemmiwinks from South Park Episode

The second one from mine is Hammer plus bullet=One less thumb. HAHA

 

I have one that's real and was in MS

1 box magum condoms
case of bud light
10' nylon rope

her look was priceless

 

Haha, ok, it's what I figured. I'd just expect KY or vasoline over motor oil.

 

1 Box of Magnums
Chocolate Syrup
Big black dildo

/bro rape reference

 

Beer
Eye Patch
Baseball bat

 

Gun/knife
Card (sorry for your lost type)
Mapsco

 

fur coat
bag of ice
9 iron

 

I promise you nothing you could buy would phase a walmart employee. They've either seen it all, or are too stupid to put it together lol

 

Industrial sized can of Chili
20 pack of toilet paper
Toilet bowl cleaner

Baseball bat
Hacksaw or Axe
Trashbags

20 pack of condoms
sleeping pills
cumcumber

 

lmao, thats good.

 

spiked cleats
band-aids
riverdance video

 

bag of candy
barney costume
ky jelly

 

telescope
vaseline
napkins

 

a box of 9mm
a box of .40
first aid kit

 

halloween costume
apples
razorblades

 

Whip-its
Whip-its
Whip-its

 

this needs to be fixed:
1.Hamster
2.Motor oil
3.PVC piping

 

and then when you go to pay you open your wallet and let a picture of Richard Gere with a heart around his face fall out into plain sight.

 

brick of cheddar
laxatives
plastic tarp