what I've noticed about the time warp is that it's nearly ALWAYS Jake who gets warped to the front....
"Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money." Hahaha
hahaha (832): I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit (303): I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
(773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate" (312): Prob not but she was surprised (619): i miss you so much (858): i miss you too (858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me Good find Shiring
I have a love/hate relationship with checking my drunk texts. One I sent out Saturday night after getting separated from a girl I went to the bar with (among other friends): "I regret semi bailing on you. Because I'm now at some random house in home park not getting laid." (sent at 4:11AM) It's a habit I'm kind of trying to break