Who's Craigslist ad?

I haven't called the number yet; not sure if I want them tuning my SCOOPIE!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/pts/1181101019.html

 

Fail

 

WTF is a SCOOPIE?

LOL, that is some funny shit.

 

Haha scoopie.

Round the clock appt?

So I can get my car tuned at 3am? Sweet

 

So who's gonna call?

 

You posted it so why don't you?

 

because...maybe Drew can use them to tune his rotated kit this week.

 

Bwahahahaha

 

Lol. I googled it. Its not a business, must be a cell phone

 

I could take a wild guess...but I won't.

 

LOL

 

I bet we can get brian to call... he loves this sort of stuff

 

I just called... went straight to voice mail. Some guy named Carlos and custom properties... is all I could make out.

 

he's got jokes... :unamused:

 

...because of poor line quality, or..?

 

someone leave a message see if they call back......i still say fail

 

I know there is a new shop in Buford called AUDIO AND PERFORMANCE WIZARDS and the owners name is Carlos. But I am just gussing so do not hold me to this....

 

I see what you did there :keke:

 

I'm pretty sure my unborn child can tune Open Source, so I made a site for her

Siegel

 

Bwahahaha. Scott you been reading tuning notes to your wife's stomach at night before you go to bed?

 

Just Wow!! This ad needs to be edited pronto.

This starts out reading like an Extenze or other erectile dysfunction commercial with:
"ITS TIME TO AWAKEN YOUR BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Next services are described with no quantifiable horsepower gains for Scoopies mentioned:
"NO NEED FOR A COBB WE OPEN SOURCE TUNE YOUR SCOOPIE AND REFLASH YOUR FACTORY ECU"

Then there's some verbiage that sounds like it was borrowed from a craigslist
erotic services ad less the money back part (we all love happy endings don't we):
"AND YOULL DRIVE AWAY WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE OR YOUR MONEY BACK ON THE SPOT."

Followed by verbiage reminiscent of a commercial for Dianetics or Tony Robbins:
"SO STOP JUST SOUNDING GOOD AND UNLOCK YOUR SUBARUS TRUE POTENTIAL."

Closing reverts to the Craigslist erotic services style:
"678-994-1586 -ALL DAY AROUND THE CLOCK APPOINTMENTS AVAILABLE."

Well I'm glad I had the opportunity to share how in-the-gutter my mind is right now.

 

thats like those parents that put classical music on headphones on their mom's stomach.

Only you have her sit inside a car you're dyno tuning?