Who's Craigslist ad?

Discussion in 'General Community' started by wagunz_pwn, May 26, 2009.

  1. wagunz_pwn

    wagunz_pwn Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2008
    Messages:
    2,637
    Likes Received:
    1
    I haven't called the number yet; not sure if I want them tuning my SCOOPIE!

    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/pts/1181101019.html
     
    #1 wagunz_pwn, May 26, 2009
  2. ScoobyMike

    ScoobyMike OG Mod

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2004
    Messages:
    2,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    Fail
     
    #2 ScoobyMike, May 26, 2009
  3. integroid

    integroid
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2004
    Messages:
    3,084
    Likes Received:
    0
    WTF is a SCOOPIE?

    LOL, that is some funny shit.
     
    #3 integroid, May 26, 2009
  4. Jake

    Jake Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2006
    Messages:
    3,845
    Likes Received:
    0
    Haha scoopie.

    Round the clock appt?

    So I can get my car tuned at 3am? Sweet
     
    #4 Jake, May 26, 2009
  5. wagunz_pwn

    wagunz_pwn Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2008
    Messages:
    2,637
    Likes Received:
    1
    So who's gonna call?
     
    #5 wagunz_pwn, May 26, 2009
  6. Cool_____

    Cool_____ Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2005
    Messages:
    7,338
    Likes Received:
    0
    You posted it so why don't you?
     
    #6 Cool_____, May 26, 2009
  7. wagunz_pwn

    wagunz_pwn Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2008
    Messages:
    2,637
    Likes Received:
    1
    because...maybe Drew can use them to tune his rotated kit this week.
     
    #7 wagunz_pwn, May 26, 2009
  8. Cool_____

    Cool_____ Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2005
    Messages:
    7,338
    Likes Received:
    0
    Bwahahahaha
     
    #8 Cool_____, May 26, 2009
  9. Jake

    Jake Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2006
    Messages:
    3,845
    Likes Received:
    0
    Lol. I googled it. Its not a business, must be a cell phone
     
    #9 Jake, May 26, 2009
  10. wagunz_pwn

    wagunz_pwn Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2008
    Messages:
    2,637
    Likes Received:
    1
    I could take a wild guess...but I won't.
     
    #10 wagunz_pwn, May 26, 2009
  11. nsvwrx

    nsvwrx Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2005
    Messages:
    2,726
    Likes Received:
    0
    LOL[​IMG]
     
    #11 nsvwrx, May 26, 2009
  12. Meredith

    Meredith Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2004
    Messages:
    1,781
    Likes Received:
    0
    I bet we can get brian to call... he loves this sort of stuff
     
    #12 Meredith, May 26, 2009
  13. Doug@DBW Motorsports

    Doug@DBW Motorsports Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2005
    Messages:
    1,359
    Likes Received:
    1
    I just called... went straight to voice mail. Some guy named Carlos and custom properties... is all I could make out.
     
    #13 Doug@DBW Motorsports, May 26, 2009
  14. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2008
    Messages:
    1,817
    Likes Received:
    0
    he's got jokes... :unamused:
     
    #14 07Ltd#767, May 26, 2009
  15. Mad Mallard

    Mad Mallard the mad mallard

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2005
    Messages:
    1,571
    Likes Received:
    4

    ...because of poor line quality, or..?
     
    #15 Mad Mallard, May 26, 2009
  16. ScoobyMike

    ScoobyMike OG Mod

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2004
    Messages:
    2,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    someone leave a message see if they call back......i still say fail
     
    #16 ScoobyMike, May 26, 2009
  17. josh booth

    josh booth Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2006
    Messages:
    1,549
    Likes Received:
    0
    I know there is a new shop in Buford called AUDIO AND PERFORMANCE WIZARDS and the owners name is Carlos. But I am just gussing so do not hold me to this....
     
    #17 josh booth, May 26, 2009
  18. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2007
    Messages:
    2,316
    Likes Received:
    0
    I see what you did there :keke:
     
    #18 nicad, May 26, 2009
  19. siegelracing

    siegelracing Registered Vendor<br><b><font color="#666666">bion

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2004
    Messages:
    1,553
    Likes Received:
    0
    I'm pretty sure my unborn child can tune Open Source, so I made a site for her :D

    Siegel
     
    #19 siegelracing, May 27, 2009
  20. Cool_____

    Cool_____ Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2005
    Messages:
    7,338
    Likes Received:
    0
    Bwahahaha. Scott you been reading tuning notes to your wife's stomach at night before you go to bed?
     
    #20 Cool_____, May 27, 2009
  21. baddriver

    baddriver Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    Messages:
    836
    Likes Received:
    0
    Just Wow!! This ad needs to be edited pronto.

    This starts out reading like an Extenze or other erectile dysfunction commercial with:
    "ITS TIME TO AWAKEN YOUR BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Next services are described with no quantifiable horsepower gains for Scoopies mentioned:
    "NO NEED FOR A COBB WE OPEN SOURCE TUNE YOUR SCOOPIE AND REFLASH YOUR FACTORY ECU"

    Then there's some verbiage that sounds like it was borrowed from a craigslist
    erotic services ad less the money back part (we all love happy endings don't we):
    "AND YOULL DRIVE AWAY WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE OR YOUR MONEY BACK ON THE SPOT."

    Followed by verbiage reminiscent of a commercial for Dianetics or Tony Robbins:
    "SO STOP JUST SOUNDING GOOD AND UNLOCK YOUR SUBARUS TRUE POTENTIAL."

    Closing reverts to the Craigslist erotic services style:
    "678-994-1586 -ALL DAY AROUND THE CLOCK APPOINTMENTS AVAILABLE."

    Well I'm glad I had the opportunity to share how in-the-gutter my mind is right now.
     
    #21 baddriver, May 27, 2009
    Last edited: May 27, 2009
  22. Mad Mallard

    Mad Mallard the mad mallard

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2005
    Messages:
    1,571
    Likes Received:
    4
    thats like those parents that put classical music on headphones on their mom's stomach.

    Only you have her sit inside a car you're dyno tuning?
     
    #22 Mad Mallard, May 27, 2009
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)

Share This Page