Not sure if this belongs in Kitchen & Cellar or Eye Candy, but if my lady showed up with this thing on, I sure wouldn't be hungry or bored anymore. This may or may not be work safe, depending on your office environment. Bacon Bra on Gizmodo
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It'd be cooler if the bacon was cooked, but I guess you could wake up with something worse than salmonella the next morning