so i havent started the car in 3 days and i go out to the car, it wont even crank. lights are dim, headlights flicker. car has less then 30,000 miles and is almost 3 years old. man i hope its just the battery
wrong, clearly the muffler bearings messing with the distortional dampening of the flux capacitor. gah, NOOB but yeah battery
Sounds like the battery to me but maybe check the terminals? If they get corroded it can cause a similar issue. I don't know if that happens with Subaru's much but it always happened with this Camry I had. It was such a P.O.S.
Before Autozone says its absolutely crap. Do a trickle charge for the night on it. See how it performs. I've seen the advance auto machine wrong before.