zombies are beating on your door

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    zombies are beating on your door
    and you only have time to grab 5 items that are within arm's reach of you right now and then bolt. These are fast zombies, not Romero zombies.

    inB4 idiots who can't count to 5

    inB4 "I always carry my mossberg pump with me"

    inB4 "I will casually wander around the place collecting useful items before i leave"

    in b4 long rambling description of the next 72 hours of your life

    in B4 "fast zombies aren't real zombies"

    in B4 "zombies aren't real"



    Scissors
    management award (solid aluminum dude for skull crushing)
    water bottle
    blackberry
    car keys
     
  2. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

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    my rifle bag (yes it's within arm's reach) with my AR and extra magazines in it
    car keys
    phone/charger
    pocket knife
    my 1911 I keep in my office
     
  3. blaster

    blaster my other ride is your mom
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    West of House
    You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
    There is a small mailbox here.
     
  4. Mad Mallard

    Mad Mallard the mad mallard

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    didn't expect a zork reference today....
     
  5. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    camping bag (backpack w/ tent, sleeping back, tarps, etc. that's kept together in the closet by the front door)
    car keys
    9mm rifle (yes, within reach, though i forgot about it when farris tried breaking into my house at 230am...thank god...)
    dog
    phone / charger
     
  6. Cool_____

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    phone/charger
    my big bag of .40 ammo and clips (~1000 rounds)
    car keys
    dog
    camping kit aka big duffle bag with everything in it including propane tanks, sleeping bags, tent, etc)

    My .40 is always in my small of back holster or in the car depending on where I'm at.
     
  7. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    lmao at everyone with duffle bags that have everything in it..how the hell are you gonna run down the street with a duffle bag with a tent and propane tanks in it?

    I should have grabbed my duffle bag with my M1 Abrams tank in it
     
  8. Cool_____

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    I really do have a camping duffle bag. Wife and I go frequently and it's easier to have a nice big bag that you simply grab when we go as we usually run home on Friday after work, change clothes, and hit the road.
     
  9. Mad Mallard

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    Hey, its only paranoid if there really is no one out to get you.
     
  10. BelvnAWD

    BelvnAWD I'm Vin, Bell-Vin...

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    Do I know if the outbreak is widespread? Also, are there lots of zombies or just a few. I too have a "gokit" with medical supplies which is easily accessible, I would also grab my ax, my Iphone for gps and my car keys. (that leaves me with an extra slot for my daughter if she is home at the time). How are the wheels and tires???
     
  11. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

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    magazines

    tents are small and duffle bags have shoulder straps. also, see: car keys. I'm going to drive through piles of the undead and run over small children in the process with a giant apocalyptic boner
     
  12. Cool_____

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    Now I think about it my duffle bag wouldn't qualify as it stays in the shed outside and not in the house..........

    So I would grab the flat of water bottles from the hurricane emergency kit.
     
  13. BelvnAWD

    BelvnAWD I'm Vin, Bell-Vin...

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    Thank you Mr. I'm perfect and know everything.
     
  15. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    yes it is as widespread as the elusive and deadly Obama Fever..Lots of zombies..more zombies than there are fat people :D

    ..wheels are good..sidewalls seem a little soft but i am happy. :sx:
     
  16. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    does anyone have a Map to the Winchester?
     
  17. BelvnAWD

    BelvnAWD I'm Vin, Bell-Vin...

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    I thought you wanted a slightly more compliant ride? Glad you're good though!
     
  18. Mad Mallard

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    the only thing remotely useful in arms reach would be the keys, and my katana.
     
  19. Matt

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  20. scoobaru

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    Well if they were at my front door and I'm in my office..... my phone, scissors and keys off desk. 9mm in nightstand across hall in my bedroom. And then whatever i saw useful while running for backdoor! Maybe the cat since he is looking at me.
     
  21. Mad Mallard

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    ah yes. Provisions.
     
  22. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    more like bait
     
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    the only thing you need.
     
  24. lostinthewoods

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    6 pack of beer
    Jeep keys
    Dog
    leatherman
    camel back
     

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