If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only bring three...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Alex, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only bring three items from your bathroom what would you bring? :rofl:

    Here's mine:

    (1) Mirror - Use a signaling device and "maybe" start a fire
    (2) Shower Curtain - Use for shelter/rain
    (3) Nail Clippers* - More than likely could break these down into other useful tools. *This is the only one I think I am not 100% on :)
     
  2. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    LOL i would probably bring

    (1) A garden tub - possible boat/shelter
    (2) Floss - fishing line
    (3) Mirror - for signaling boats/planes or to break and kill myself lol
     
  3. nsvwrx

    nsvwrx Active Member

    Mirror
    Trashcan ( need a water container and such)
    Shower curtains
     
  4. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    What the hell is a garden tub, Ben? And why is it in your bathroom?
     
  5. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    1. Bath tub. GOTTA GET CLEAN SOMEHOW AMIRITE?!
    2. Lulzy shampoo
    3. Luly toothbrush

    REAL LIST

    1. Mirror - TO CHECK MYSELF EVERY DAY Lulz
    2. Toiler Paper Roll
    3. Stuff. I don't know. Lol
     
  6. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    lol a big ass tub for two or three people. you know, for you and two o dem hos :rofl:
     
  7. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    Fixed. And that is GROSS, BEN! LULZ
     
  8. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    I guess I imagined my desert island to be surrounded by water. So I would just go bathe in the...you know, the water.
     
  9. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

    1. trashcan
    2. toliet plunger
    3. george foreman grill




















    real 3. shower curtain
     
  10. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    lol explain why the plunger plz. im sooo curious haha
     
  11. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    I knew this would be an entertaining question, haha. Yes!

    Also, I suppose you could use your shower curtain to collect rain water? That assumes it rains there of course.
     
  12. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

    Plunger is a multi use bathroom tool.

    - entertaining push it down.
    - may produce some interesting sand castles (hours entertainment)
    - weapon
    - a seat
     
  13. Ben@TTR

    Ben@TTR Member

    touche' lol
     
  14. b reel

    b reel Active Member

    Am I the only one who keeps a pistol in their bathroom?
     
  15. BlackAndBlue

    BlackAndBlue Member

    You could also use the shower curtain to collect and disinfect water. No ones bringing any bathroom reading material? You'll need something to get comfortable and it doubles as a fire starter.
     
  16. ohmypearls

    ohmypearls Banned

    funnnn :)

    1. bobby pins
    2. Curtain + rod
    3. elastic bands (pony tail pullers)

    BAM
     
  17. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    cheating! Cheating!
     
  18. Figment

    Figment Member

    1.550 cord
    2.knife
    3.picture of Rush Limbaugh


    And to breel. I also have a bathroom gun.:bigthumb:
     
  19. wrxin8or

    wrxin8or Mullitt Staff Member

    1. Mirror
    2. Shit tickets (gotta wipe, might as well be comfortable)
    3. pocket knife
     
  20. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    no but you're the only one around here that was around for the cold war

    :)
     
  21. C_wagginz

    C_wagginz Member

    Mirror
    Trash can
    Towel
     
  22. slade1274

    slade1274 Member

    ***takes time to pull Kayak into bathroom, buy a ACR AeroFix 406 P-ELT to store in the bathroom, and my fishn' pole*****
    :wiggle:

    1. Kayak
    2. Personal locator beacon
    3. Fishing pole

    :rofl:
     
  23. nygiant

    nygiant Member

    a boat
    a lobster dinner
    a cow
     
  24. josh booth

    josh booth Active Member

    1. FUSION powerglide razor * multi use* a blade for killing and a battery to help start a fire
    2. shower curtain
    3. alcohol.... to help clean cuts.
     
  25. b reel

    b reel Active Member

    true, but I do live in Clayton county so... and to clarify the bunker was built for Y2K not the Cold War
     
  26. b reel

    b reel Active Member

    What? no rubber ducky?
     
  27. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll


    how do you start a fire with a battery? (laptop batteries aside)
     
  28. josh booth

    josh booth Active Member

    Rip the razor apart there should be wires in side positive and negative charge I am sure you could make it work.
     
  29. Matt@Topspeed

    Matt@Topspeed Member

    The knife from the top right hand drawer

    The first aid kit under the sink

    My wifes curling iron
     
  30. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    Curling iron eh?
     
  31. bixs

    bixs Supporting Member

    i'm on the only one here that keeps matches in the bathroom, gotta cover that smell somehow


    1. matches
    2. shower curtain
    3. toilet paper...i agree with the keeping it clean part
     
  32. Matt@Topspeed

    Matt@Topspeed Member

    yep....not telling you why
     
  33. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    But I wanna know! :embarasse
     
  34. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    He has to look good with his artificially curly hair, even if on a STRANDED ISLAND LULZ
     
  35. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll

    batteries?! HOW DO THEY WORK?!

    [​IMG]
     
  36. nsvwrx

    nsvwrx Active Member

    you could use steel wool + batteries to start the fire.. but you would need alot more power than a AA
     
  37. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    that's what the water is for....splashing all the dingleberries away! might attract some fish that way. :p
     
  38. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    Yeah. You'd need TWO AAs. Lulz
     
  39. nicad

    nicad Yes I am a troll


    yup, but I think you might need two batteries in series
     
  40. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    ramrod

    1 Otter Box (contains lighter, stash, bowl...the good shit, though munchies on a deserted island may suck)
    2 Mirror
    3 First Aid Kit
     
  41. Cool_____

    Cool_____ Banned

    Don't let him fool you. He is bringing the plunger so he can have butt sexorz with it.

    :rofl: :barf:
     
  42. Matt

    Matt Think before you post Staff Member Supporting Member

    gotta get your jollies off somehow....might as well massage the prostate :eek3:
     
  43. techlord

    techlord Active Member

    ^^WTF...:barf:

    1)Travel Kit, all the bathroom necessities plus gun with 2 xtra clips.
    2)Curtain
    3)mirror
     
  44. b reel

    b reel Active Member

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmpy_PLZGic

    The original "Stoner" use to be able to pick these up at the shows in the 80's and 90's for 50 to 100 bucks complete. This is packed in my "to go" bag

    Sorry, the M6 is what you could pick up fairly cheap, the video is of the Henry
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2010
  45. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    That's not fair. If putting shit in a box and considering that one item can lead to a WHOLE NEW GAME. Brb. Time to go put my whole room into 3 boxes. Lulz.
     
  46. Jake

    Jake Active Member

    1) toilet seat (to fashion a toilet out of, for comfort)
    2) shower curtain/liner/rod (these are never apart from each other, IMO)
    3) SPF 8 (to maintain my perfect skin color, which with that much exposure would basically be BLACK)
     
  47. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    my otter box is 6x3x2...fit whatever you want to in there...I'm just saying, if it were me, I'd smoke myself stupid and drown myself trying to deep sea fish without a fucking pole

    just saying
     
  48. superdoughboy4

    superdoughboy4 Active Member

    Hahah! Actually, yeah. Just realized that this is a DESERT island. Lolll
    Floss will do NOTHING because NO TREEES. LOL
     
  49. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

    that's also like saying you can't bring a first aid kit because it has bandages and neosporin in it
     

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