Another good one....

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  1. MarkM2016GTI

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    This came from a friend of mine:



    SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
    1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down
    your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else
    to hold while you chop.
    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
    using the sink.
    4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
    few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
    timer.
    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
    from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
    button.
    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
    will be afraid to cough.
    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
    doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does,
    use the duct tape.
    8. When confused remember.....everyone seems normal UNTIL you get to
    know them.
    Daily Thought:
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
    THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.


    Mark:rofl:
     
  2. AK_Raptor

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  3. cleanmachine

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    the slinky bit is hilarious
     
  4. caseyfoster

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    If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
    will be afraid to cough.
     

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