CEO rampage

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  1. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

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    A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" From across the room came a voice that said , "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
     
  2. ShaneSTI

    ShaneSTI Active Member

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    bwhaha...what a jackass
     
    #2 ShaneSTI, Jul 23, 2005
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  3. PapitoSTi

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    That was a hell of a tip.
     
  4. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    bahhahaha..nice..i like the new pizza guy videos where the girls answer the door naked :ddirty:
     

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