Chuck Norris vs. McGyver

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    But the fight takes place in Home Depot.........
     
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    Thats a tough one
     
  3. BelvnAWD

    BelvnAWD I'm Vin, Bell-Vin...

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    According to ChuckNorrisFacts.com....

    MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
     
  4. Eric-RPS13-

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    mac made a touch sensitive al queada style bomb jacket out of a mcdonalds cup, a used condom, and a belt buckle , mr chuck touches him they both go up
    *giggling*
     
  5. tcox

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    i hear chucky counted to infinity....TWICE!!!!!
     
  6. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

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    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
     
  7. onemoresti

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    +1 Chuck Norris

    "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." :rofl:
     
  8. Deke

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    5 points to anyone who knows MacGuyver's first name.
     
  9. Weapon

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    Angus MacGyver-had no first name -- until the last season when, in a dream sequence, he was transported back to medieval times to find his ancestors.
     
  10. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    yea..google bitches!~! quick search and quick reply..anyway I still think Macgyver would give Chucky a run..I mean come on..would Chuck even beable to get close to Mac? Heh would be running around the store creating traps and robots that create robots that attack Chuck..How many times has Mac escaped death? I think he is invincible also
     
  11. Weapon

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    and no i am not gay
     
  12. sol drums

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    :keke: :pssh:
     
  13. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

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  14. moose

    moose Infina Mooooooose!

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    Yeah I guess that doesn't work as well when you have google at your disposal. I learned that at trivia at TGI Friday's one night.
     
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    chuck is using URBER HACKZ!!!!!!!
    u cant touch him..
    unlimited everything even life..
     
  17. bigb996

    bigb996 teh Wannabe Mod

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    apparently handicapped spots originally were for chuck norris....he just allows handicapped people to use them.
     
  18. Weapon

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    moose you dirty bastard!
     
  19. ShaneSTI

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    chuck does not tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them!

    chuck FTW!
     
  20. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

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    :gaysex:
    bannanaman p0wnz them both
     
  21. Goose013

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    no,no,no....the handicapped sign depicts what will happen to you if you park in Chuck's reserved spot!
     
  22. lostinthewoods

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    MacGyver can also be used as a verb meaning to fix, repair, rig, solve, build, invent, or otherwise save the day, as MacGyver did.

    Can Chuck do these things....

    -disarm a missle with a paper clip
    -mess up traffic signal with a credit card
    -Jumper cables, generator and money makes arc welder
    -For triangulation: 2 radios, car atntena, wire, watch, and sun
     
  23. bigb996

    bigb996 teh Wannabe Mod

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    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


    When MacGyver falls in water he doesn't get wet... He gets out.

    Macgyver is neither left nor right, Macgyver is not a republican or a democrat. Macgyver is Macgyver, an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a shroud of kindness.
     
  24. Eric-RPS13-

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    you forgot duct tape
    ...kindness and duct tape
     

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