Prayer Request

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
    His wife was really angry.
    She told him that tomorrow morning, "I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE
    THERE!!"

    The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
    she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
    the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
    the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
    scale.

    Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
     
    #1 Weapon, Sep 5, 2007
  2. slowwrx

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    I laughed...out loud...thats funny stuff
     
    #2 slowwrx, Sep 5, 2007
  3. scoobaru

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    LOL, nice.
     
    #3 scoobaru, Sep 5, 2007
  4. savsuby

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    lol thats funny
     
    #4 savsuby, Sep 5, 2007
  5. StarquestAndyR

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    that is awesome.
    I'm sending this to my wife
     
    #5 StarquestAndyR, Sep 5, 2007
  6. 1naplay

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #6 1naplay, Sep 5, 2007
  7. jayj713

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    :rofl: that's hilarious
     
    #7 jayj713, Sep 5, 2007
  8. AirMax95

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    Wow......I needed that laugh
     
    #8 AirMax95, Sep 5, 2007
  9. ScottyB

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    ha! good stuff. my dad emails me jokes all the time, i finally have a good one to send back
     
    #9 ScottyB, Sep 5, 2007
  10. Nitro

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    :rofl:
     
    #10 Nitro, Sep 5, 2007
  11. cannarella

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    Too Funny. My cube-mates had to come and see what I was laughing at.
     
    #11 cannarella, Sep 5, 2007
  12. baddriver

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    Good one!!

    I was expecting a bullet wrapped in a handgun though.
     
    #12 baddriver, Sep 5, 2007
  13. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

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    LOL! that was a kickass joke :)
     
    #13 monk, Sep 5, 2007
  14. Ashley25

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    Dido for me and my mom!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #14 Ashley25, Sep 5, 2007
  15. ferrellb35

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    thats awesome
     
    #15 ferrellb35, Sep 10, 2007
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