The Husband Store

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
    a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
    entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors, and the
    value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.

    2. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
    choose to up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
    building!


    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
    floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.



    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
    looking.

    "Wow", she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking
    and
    help with housework .

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 5- These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
    with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the
    sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New
    Wives Store just across the street.



    The first floor has women that love sex.

    The second floor has women that love sex and have money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited .
     
  2. wrxin8or

    wrxin8or Mullitt
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  3. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

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  4. clemsonscooby

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    Thats hilarious. The wife has to see this one.
     
  5. mmtasty

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    oh crap... you're in deep shit. you're not allowed to point out stuff like this women. Their heads literally open up and lasers shoot you.
     
  6. Berzerklo

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    Yeah dude I have seen it happen.

    And you can't imply they are fat, like their mother, or illogical.
    Pshhht. Women.
     
  7. bomjoon

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    Love Sex and Have Money......sign me up
     
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  10. Brian

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    roflmao, the truest jokes are the funniest
     
  11. bomjoon

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    i would go upto the 5th~6th floor.
     

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