To my fellow members

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    To my friends who enjoy the booze as much as I do.. And those who don't.
    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if
    we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
    more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words,
    we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
    Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    of boiling, filtering and /or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop, Booze= Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
     
  2. wrxin8or

    wrxin8or Mullitt
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    [guiness commercial]

    BRILLIANT!

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  3. STiBottom

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    In all reality 1000 E-Coli. is not all that bad. I know I know its not that great either but it won't kill you. Most likely won't even make you sick. Now if it were a virus that I learned about in Parasitology then I would be worried.

    There is a virus from S. America that attaches itself to your digestive tract and eats away at your colon. Eventually it will detach your colon from your large intestine and your colon will fall out of your ass. Now thats something that I can live without.
     
  4. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    thanks for the mental image while i dig into my stir fry lunch. :barf:
     
  5. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

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    Kris get to work!
    Looks like you have too much free time on your hands :)
     
  6. dontcallitarex

    dontcallitarex Active Member

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    I love this place.:hug:
     
  7. Matt

    Matt Think before you post
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    :rofl: :rofl:

    good to know!
     

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