WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE > > > A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured > alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. > > She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As > he > did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, > softly stroking his face with both hands. > > "Actually, no," he replied. > > "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her > hands beyond his beard and into his hair. > > "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can > do?" > > "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her > forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her > fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. > > "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. > > "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper > towels in the ladies room."