The Polite way to Pee

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  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

    Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

    The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
    What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

    Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
    'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

    And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'


    'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
     
    #1 Weapon, Jun 24, 2008
  2. Eco Auto Clean

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    now that is funny....ok...back to driving
     
    #2 Eco Auto Clean, Jun 24, 2008
  3. calmnothing

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    hah that's funny
     
    #3 calmnothing, Jun 24, 2008
  4. josh booth

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    That is some funny $hit
     
    #4 josh booth, Jun 24, 2008
  5. FACE

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    lolololololololololo

    :rofl:
     
    #5 FACE, Jun 24, 2008
  6. blindfold

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    lol x2
     
    #6 blindfold, Jun 24, 2008
  7. scoobaru

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    haahaaaaaaa
     
    #7 scoobaru, Jun 24, 2008
  8. Matt

    Matt Think before you post
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
    #8 Matt, Jun 24, 2008
  9. cleanmachine

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    Thats a great line. I may add that one to my bag.
     
    #9 cleanmachine, Jun 25, 2008
  10. Jewels450

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    HE HE HE that's a good one
     
    #10 Jewels450, Jul 5, 2008
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