Three things you can buy at Walmart that would shock the cashier

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  1. JL889

    JL889 Pandastic!

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    I took this from slickdeals.net thought it was a cool thread. Feel free to add if any good ones come to mind.

    Here are some highlights
    1.Home Pregnancy Test
    2.Coat Hanger
    3.Bottle of Pain Medication

    1.Handcuff
    2.KY Jelly
    3.Blind Fold

    1. Shotgun
    2. Shells
    3. Book: "Don't Get Mad, Get Even"

    1.Cucumber
    2.KY Jelly
    3.Kleenex

    1.Shovel
    2.Trash Bag
    3.Change of Clothes

    1.Hamster
    2.Motor oil
    3.Pain killers

    My Contribution
    1.Package of Sudafed
    2.Rubber Gloves
    3.Kids Lab Kit

    1.Hammer
    2.Googels
    3.9mm Bullets
     
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  2. Deke

    Deke Active Member

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    Haha some good ones. It may be that I'm just a little sleep deprived, but I don't really get the hamster one (gay sex related? don't understand the motor oil), or the second one of yours.
     
    #2 Deke, Apr 9, 2009
  3. JL889

    JL889 Pandastic!

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    The Hamster, just watch Lemmiwinks from South Park Episode

    The second one from mine is Hammer plus bullet=One less thumb. HAHA
     
    #3 JL889, Apr 9, 2009
  4. BlackAndBlue

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    I have one that's real and was in MS

    1 box magum condoms
    case of bud light
    10' nylon rope

    her look was priceless
     
    #4 BlackAndBlue, Apr 9, 2009
  5. Deke

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    Haha, ok, it's what I figured. I'd just expect KY or vasoline over motor oil.
     
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    1 Box of Magnums
    Chocolate Syrup
    Big black dildo

    /bro rape reference
     
    #6 dontcallitarex, Apr 9, 2009
  7. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

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    Beer
    Eye Patch
    Baseball bat
     
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  8. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

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    Gun/knife
    Card (sorry for your lost type)
    Mapsco
     
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  9. ScoobyMike

    ScoobyMike OG Mod

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    fur coat
    bag of ice
    9 iron
     
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  10. Jake

    Jake Active Member

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    I promise you nothing you could buy would phase a walmart employee. They've either seen it all, or are too stupid to put it together lol
     
    #10 Jake, Apr 9, 2009
  11. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    Industrial sized can of Chili
    20 pack of toilet paper
    Toilet bowl cleaner

    Baseball bat
    Hacksaw or Axe
    Trashbags

    20 pack of condoms
    sleeping pills
    cumcumber
     
    #11 Weapon, Apr 9, 2009
  12. wileycoyote0022

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    lmao, thats good.
     
    #12 wileycoyote0022, Apr 9, 2009
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    spiked cleats
    band-aids
    riverdance video
     
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  14. Ben@TTR

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    bag of candy
    barney costume
    ky jelly
     
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    telescope
    vaseline
    napkins
     
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    a box of 9mm
    a box of .40
    first aid kit
     
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    halloween costume
    apples
    razorblades
     
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  18. wileycoyote0022

    wileycoyote0022 Member

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    Whip-its
    Whip-its
    Whip-its
     
    #18 wileycoyote0022, Apr 9, 2009
  19. monk

    monk <b>The Kitchen Ninja!!!!</b>

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    this needs to be fixed:
    1.Hamster
    2.Motor oil
    3.PVC piping
     
    #19 monk, Apr 9, 2009
  20. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    and then when you go to pay you open your wallet and let a picture of Richard Gere with a heart around his face fall out into plain sight.
     
    #20 Weapon, Apr 9, 2009
  21. ThatScottGuy

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    brick of cheddar
    laxatives
    plastic tarp
     
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