Driving quotes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Superdude, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. Superdude

    Superdude Active Member

    Just a few good quotes to make the day go by....faster!

    It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.* ~Author Unknown

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.* ~Mac McCleary

    A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.* ~Author Unknown

    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.* ~Albert Einstein

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.* ~Author Unknown

    Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.* ~Author Unknown

    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.* ~Author Unknown

    The shortest distance between two points is under construction.* ~Noelie Altito

    Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.* ~Evan Esar

    Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.* ~Jim Samuels
     
  2. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    those are oh so true!!
     
  3. fez

    fez The Arabian Sensation

    well we know what einstein said about kissing, but what about roadhead?
     
  4. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good! Supporting Member

    i dont like nascar but this movie was cool back in the day.

    "hey he just hit me" driver
    "no he didnt hit you he rubed you" crew chief
    "rubed?" driver
    "rubin is racin! better get used to it!" crew cheif

    from days of thunder
     

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