Text a girl and ask her "If I can tap that?"

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  1. SonicBoom

    SonicBoom Active Member

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    #1 SonicBoom, Aug 5, 2009
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    i think that is just great...
    made me half tempted to try it.... maybe we should start that on here and keep a tally of how many "get laid" as to how many fail!
     
    #2 undrgrndrdr15, Aug 5, 2009
  3. SonicBoom

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    Texting that to my girl would be too easy, she would just be like "bring it.." ... Not worth getting my ass kicked trying someone else.. Our resident single guys gotta try.
     
    #3 SonicBoom, Aug 6, 2009
  4. Alex

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    I tried and succeeded? :dunno

    Me: Hey
    Her: Fuck yes!
     
    #4 Alex, Aug 6, 2009
  5. dontcallitarex

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    You're in a committed relationship. Cheater.

    And all you have to say is "Hey?" Talk about a keeper.
     
    #5 dontcallitarex, Aug 6, 2009
  6. SonicBoom

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    Yeah Alex, you must be putting it down if all you have to say is Hey! But yeah, commited relationships dont count...
     
    #6 SonicBoom, Aug 6, 2009
  7. Matt

    Matt Think before you post
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    Matt Shiring [9:17 AM]: hey I have a question for oyu
    Margie [9:29 AM]: sure?
    Matt Shiring [9:30 AM]: when you gonna let me tap that
    Margie [9:30 AM]: hahaha!
    Matt Shiring [9:30 AM]: ;)
    Matt Shiring [9:30 AM]: so that's a yes
    Margie [9:31 AM] sure is!

    :rofl:
     
    #7 Matt, Aug 6, 2009
  8. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    ^^^

    She must be ugly...or a man...

    Wait till I'm drunk, I'll be all over this one...
     
    #8 07Ltd#767, Aug 6, 2009
  9. nsvwrx

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    I just texted 3 girls..

    Me:"When can i tap that?"
    Her:"When you pay for my car repair bills"
    Her:"bitch you just mass texted me"


    Second girl
    Me:"When can i tap that?"
    Her:"When ever you want baby. But i want anal."
     
    #9 nsvwrx, Aug 6, 2009
  10. Cool_____

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    I call bs on that second one. :rofl:
     
    #10 Cool_____, Aug 6, 2009
  11. Matt

    Matt Think before you post
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    here's another one:

    me: when you gonna let me tap that?
    her: LOL! Where did that come from?
    me: Haha. Just curious
    her: hmmmm......
    me: hmmmm......?
     
    #11 Matt, Aug 6, 2009
  12. SonicBoom

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    lol ^^^ Thats the thing, this is just a clever opening... after that your on your own :)
     
    #12 SonicBoom, Aug 6, 2009
  13. Matt

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    updated with WIN
     
    #13 Matt, Aug 6, 2009
  14. Cool_____

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    Depends on what poking means....lol
     
    #14 Cool_____, Aug 6, 2009
  15. Matt

    Matt Think before you post
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    facebook
     
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  16. Cool_____

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    Meh Matt push it a little further. Tell her you don't want electronic poking but physical ;)

    LOL I'm being bad....
     
    #16 Cool_____, Aug 6, 2009
  17. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    SUCCESS!!!

    w00t...I'd post up conversation, but at the end I asked her permission and she said she'd rather not. Out of respect for her (and the fact that I like getting laid), sorry guys...

    btw, it was the redhead, Matt
     
    #17 07Ltd#767, Aug 6, 2009
  18. Matt

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    :banana:
     
    #18 Matt, Aug 6, 2009
  19. Matt

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    more updates to same girl...
     
    #19 Matt, Aug 6, 2009
  20. kingwrex

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    this stuff is hilarious
     
    #20 kingwrex, Aug 6, 2009
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