The Thread of Funnies (Work Safe)

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  1. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    Since Shiring and I don't do work during the day, figured I'd start a thread full of epic awesomeness. Funny shit only, here, in the form of pictures and videos. Please label NSFW for those in less fortunate employment positions

    YouTube - Fail
     
    #1 07Ltd#767, Mar 31, 2010
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    Why arent you playing diablo 2?
     
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    blaster my other ride is your mom
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    And why aren't you playing Final Fantasy on your iPhone?
     
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    Which FF do I need to get? I can't remember



    but touche sir
     
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    I work...damn it!
     
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    blaster my other ride is your mom
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    The first one. Now get to slacking off, worker.
     
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  7. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    Derf 1 - Brett 0

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    [​IMG]

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    :rofl:
     
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    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    :rofl:
     
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    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good!
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    ^ classically funny
     
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    lol@ninja convention
     
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    nicad Yes I am a troll

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    where's the filter for all the funny shit we saw LAST year
     
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    Brett deleted it :unamused:
     
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    I need this wallpaper-sized.
     
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    For your new ipad? :p
     
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    :clap:
     
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    LOL PWNT
     
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  34. blaster

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    Banned? Psh.

    Derf 2, Brett 0
     
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    Yeah, I unbanned you...
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    My parents cat gnaws his arm when you brush him back there.

    A cat cremation ad popped up on that one.. :roflwtf:
     
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  44. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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    lol - titled 'I'm never drinking with you again...'

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    nicad Yes I am a troll

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    i've always wanted to do that to my cat
     
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    That is awesome...JC IN DA HOUSE!
     
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    from legend of bloodninja...

    more here.. http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=60931


    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?


    Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
    Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
    Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
    Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
    Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
    Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
    Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
    Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
    Sarah19fca: you like that?
    Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
    Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
    Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
    Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
    Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
    Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
    Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
    Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
    Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
    Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
    Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
    Sarah19fca: /ignore
    Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
    Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
     
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  50. 07Ltd#767

    07Ltd#767 The Neighborhood Drunk

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