The poop time poll

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by sol drums, Jan 27, 2006.

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So how long to do your business?

  1. 2 Minutes or Less

    5 vote(s)
    16.1%
  2. 3-5 Minutes

    9 vote(s)
    29.0%
  3. 5-10 Minutes

    7 vote(s)
    22.6%
  4. 10-15 Minutes

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  5. More than 15 Minutes

    6 vote(s)
    19.4%
  1. sol drums

    sol drums Active Member

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    When you're sitting on the pot dropping the BigSkinny how long does it take you to do your business?

    Girls can't post, well because.... GIRLS DON'T POOP!!!
     
  2. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

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    yeah... and they dont fart either... everything they eat comes out as babies :keke:
     
  3. jt money

    jt money 350hp mmm mmm Good!
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    15+ no rushin here. dont want to blow out an o ring ya know.
     
  4. Alex

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    ..or an apex seal.
     
  5. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite
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    lol..funny!!

    15+ here..have to catch up on my reading sometime
     
  6. WrxCrazy

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    3-5 sumtimes... 10-15 others.. btw, women's poop smells better then ours some times... one time at my house my gf went to rest room came out after 20 long mins, i asked what were u doing she said my bussness then i went in the rest room and there was a really good smell and i asked my gf what air freshner did she use and she said POOP!!!! :(
     
  7. Brian

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    Here I sit broken hearted, came to sh*t and only farted. My favorite bathroom grafitti ever.
     
  8. miloman

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    dude... she DID use air freshner :rofl:
     
  9. wrxguy

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    i got to agree with milo. Woman lie about stuff like that!
     
  10. sol drums

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    well i take anywhere from 5-15 minutes... but i've got a hairy ass

    i was thinking about waxing it... but that would make me gay & after watching 40 yr. old virgin... waxing doesn't look like much fun either
     
  11. miloman

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    now i have a mental image :barf:
     
  12. Brian

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    That's what electric shavers are for dude, ass shaving. Cuts your wiping time by 80%. :bootyshak :ugh: Is it time to lock this thread too?
     
  13. sol drums

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    *must remember to keep things to myself*
     
  14. Alex

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    no, its because poopoo smells like roses.
     
  15. mattprzy

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    That's the only time I'll take time to read a book. Right now I'm reading the Lovely Bones (for Composition I). So I sit longer than required finishing up a chapter.
     
  16. 1ll-WRX

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    gotta go with 2 mins or less...it's like a race for me, especially in a public bathroom- actually i refer to the "courtesy flush" as "the nitrous button".... :keke:
     
  17. jt money

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    i think thats roses really smell like poopooopooo :nuts:
     
  18. lostinthewoods

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    thats prime reading time
     
  19. bigb996

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    wam bam thank you mam!
     
  20. ShaneSTI

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    3-5 min's here on average. i remember when i went to AF bootcamp...all us trainees didn't shi# damn near for 2 weeks. that def wasn't fun.lol
     
  21. MarkM2016GTI

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    Gotta love dem shart's...LOL... I normally take 3-5 minutes unless it's one of those really thick floaters, and those are painful as hell....and yes, Shane is right, at least when I went through Basic Training in 1979...you def. get the hershey squirts...
    All I gotta say is military food sucks, except for the dining hall at Elmendorf AFB....the Hospital one...they usually served steak and shrimp once a month...


    Mark
     
  22. MarkM2016GTI

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    Yes, I know that song too well...Roses only smell like pooopoooo.....I forgot who sang it....



    Mark
     
  23. scuby drew

    scuby drew techos ftws!!EEEE

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    i poop for 6+ hours a day. I eat, i sleep, i look at the forum, and i poop. that is my life story
     
  24. bigb996

    bigb996 teh Wannabe Mod

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    Atlantas finest, Outkast :)
     
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    you know its good when your legs fall asleep :)
     

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