2009 Forrester : Chick Magnet?

wagunz_pwn · Jan 27, 2009

According to Jalopnik...the 2009 Forrester is the #4 car that will most likely get you laid...by women, if you're a woman! :rofl:

HOW TO SEAL THE DEAL:

A woman attracted to a Subaru Forrester is likely looking for another women. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Lesbians deserve love, too, and nothing says I'm a gay woman better than the tall Subaru crossover. It's like a giant pink triangle on wheels.

We're not so bold as to presume we know how to pick up gay women, though we think offering to lead a carpool to a Tegan & Sara concert has to be a good place to start. From there just follow the lead of the Subaru and find a way to show off both your rugged side (fix a flat tire) and your more sporty/stylish side (while changing the tire strip down to your always-on sportsbra). We're sure following this simple formula will result in you not being the one person not to get some at Bonnaroo.

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WRXCoupe · Jan 27, 2009

I am a lesbian I love women!

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