1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass
Haha awesome list. The only one I'm going to take issue with is 24. I think that applies to younger (<23ish) as well. Me and my friends "pre game" before going out very frequently and part of it is definitely to save money. We're broke college kids
great list!!! now that I'm single, according to most of these on the list I'm no longer considered old....sweeeet
well i am definately old i can honestly say that all of those apply to me..I still feel like a kid at heart though
Haha that's great man. I'm 23 and most all of those don't apply so i'm happy. Still, more and more are...!!!
Does that mean you can smoke your house plants... :hsnono: I am 24 and married, all but 4 apply to me. Some of them apply just because I am so damn cheap.
I don't own a single plant. My wife bought one a couple of years ago when we moved in the house, and it was dead in a week.
I had a plant in my room back in high school. It basically just turned into an experiment of how long it could go without dying form lack of water. I tell you what, that plant was a champ. I had it trained to go a few weeks without water.