> > 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP > > > > > > 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. > > > > > > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. > > > > > > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. > > > > > > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. > > > > > > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. > > > > > > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. > > > > > > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." > > > > > > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. > > > > > > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." > > > > > > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. > > > > > > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. > > > > > > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. > > > > > > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. > > > > > > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. > > > > > > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. > > > > > > 16. You take naps. > > > > > > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. > > > > > > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. > > > > > > 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. > > > > > > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." > > > > > > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. > > > > > > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." > > > > > > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. > > > > > > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. > > > > > > 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?" > > > > > > Bonus: > > > > > > 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign > > that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
yeah, what the hell happened?!?!?! #15 for me today. my necks flippin' killing me! and i only passed out for a few until the DVD menue started looping. #5 is pretty damn funny, too
Damit. Im getting old and I didnt even know. I called the cops on some punks a few weeks ago. I think # 26 sums it up for me.
im only 20 and some of those make me feel old hahah what happened to the one that says when can barly walk because you feel like your knees are colapsing from sports?
Wow. I'm definitly NOT grown up yet. I think I kinda matched one of them, and was the opposite of like 20 of 'em. And I haven't even started drinking yet! And don't feel bad guys. You can't be too grown up if you're modding WRX's.
The ones that stood out for me: #3- I have neither food nor beer in the fridge..... #4- Go to bed at 4am, wake up at noon #10- You will respect my authoritah :bowdown: #13- My insurance has yet to go down, but my car payments are mysteriously increasing...... Nothing on that list really applied to me..... I wonder if I should be concerned about that..... :coolugh:
im with you. im almost 31 and i dont really have anything on the list thats true about me. plus these three are very true about me also. :ddirty: