Got this today: Greetinngs To You, Note that this letter is not an internet scam or joke but I was made to use this medium to contact you because of my position in government . I am Mr John Ibori, by Name. I write to request your co-operation or in alternative find a foreign partner who will assist me in the investment of the sum of $30,000,000 (Thirty Million United States Dollars), which is present and available in my possession. I and my brother deposited this money in a security company when my brother was the executive governor of my state(DeltaState). I wouldn't have needed any help in this regard, but because of the problem we are facing right now, neither my brother nor any of the family members can travel out of the country because he is accused of money laundry and other charges, they believe that we the family members knows where about of all his properties and other assets and they seized all our travelling documents and asked us not to move an inch out of the country untill their investigtions are over. For you to be sure, i want you to view this website (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7141047.stm ) We wish to invest this money in capital market or other valauable businesses in your country but before that, you must have to travel or arrange with the security company on the claim of the funds on our behalf. If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied. Contact me as soon as you receive this message if you feel we can work together, so we can go over the details. Thanking you in advance and may God bless you. Please, treat with utmost confidentiality. I wait your urgent response. The entire plan and documents of this transaction will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your positive response indicating your interest. I also want to assure you that there is no risk involved in this business. After the fund gets to you sucessfully,surely i will meet you up in your country for the investment. You can reply me thru my private email: johnibori@strompost.com I await your urgent response. Remain Bless, Mr. John Ibori
I replied and told them to clarify the letter I received from a Mr. John Ibori: Please Read Below (very confusing)?!?!?!?!?! "Greetings to You, Note that this letter is an internet scam I was made to use this medium to scam you because of my rectal position in government . I am Mr John Ibori, by "Name but not in person. I write to request your co-operation or in alternative "find a foreign schmuck" who will ass me in the investment in the bum of $30,000,000 which is present and available in my posterior. I and my brother deposited this money in my bum when my brother was the executive governor of my buttock state. I wouldn't have needed any help in this regard, butt because of the problem with me bum right now, neither my brother nor any of the family members can travel out of 4 square feet of our ass because he is accused of money laundry, dry cleaning, ironing and other charges. They believe that we: the family members knows, where’s, about's of all his ass-sitting and they seized all his scrotal dickuments and asked us not to move an inch out off the toilet until their ass investigations are all over you, to be sure, I want you to view this website (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/granny does a pretty sheep.com) I ass you that there is much risk involved in this business. After the funds, gets to you metaphorically, I surely will meet you up in your pantaloons to make a deposit. You can reply me through my privates: johnibori@strompost.com (i.e. cocksukulooo-majoris) I await your urgent urination. Remain Blessed in da pooperai!, Mr. John Ibori"
John, I understand your situation and I am willing to help. However currently I do not have a mode of transportation to get to the bank. If you would kindly send me a cashiers check for $100,000.00 dollars I willl purchase an automobile so that I may meet you at a later date. Signed Jimmy Q Spinmister