made me laugh, anyway... An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. "And how are you feeling?," the doctor asks. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have a beautiful 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. Whadda ya think about that?" "Mmm," After thumbing through the papers on the old-man's chart, the doctor considers his question for a minute and says, "I have a friend who is an big hunting fan and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He reached for his gun, but pulled out the umbrella and went; "Bang, bang," and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The old man was skeptical and said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."