Post 'em up... I'll start. - Knock knock - Who's there? - Knock knock - Who's there? - Knock knock - Who's there? - Knock knock - Who's there? - Knock knock - Who's there? - Knock knock - Who's there? - Knock knock - Who's there? - Philip Glass. I'm here all night, folks!
- How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - One, five, one, five, one, five, one, five... -- - How do you make a guitar player shut up? - Put sheet music in front of him. -- - What's perfect pitch? - When the piccolo flute lands in the exact center of the lake. -- - How do you know when the stage is level? - The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth. -- - What do you call a hundred violas on the bottom of the ocean? - A good start.
A couple of enterprising bass players, unwilling to sit through a long, bass-less stretch of Beethoven's Ninth, sneaked off stage and into the bar next door. Beer flowed; time passed. "Look at the time! We have to get back!" said one. "Relax," said his partner, "I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It will take him a few minutes to untangle it." They staggered back into the hall and took their places. About this time, a member of the audience noted that the conductor was breaking a sweat. "Of course," replied her companion, "It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score's tied, and the bassists are loaded!" Jerry Herbstreit - Music lover in Milwaukee, WI
What's half of a tuba? A one-ba! ACB - flute - Maine How many professional trombone players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Professional trombone players can't afford light bulbs. Joey DeSena - Trombone, Euphonium, Piano - Hendersonville, North Carolina Kenny G walks into an elevator and says "This rocks!" Michael Beachwood - guitar, vocals, singer-songwriter If you're in a room with Adolph Hitler, Josef Stalin, and Kenny G, but you only have a gun with 2 bullets, what do you do? Shoot yourself. Michael Beachwood - guitar, vocals, singer-songwriter
OUCH!! Guess everyone is entitled to an opinion..yikes. I like Def Leppard....but then again, I grew up in the 80's :wiggle: