Bob and the blonde

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Weapon, Nov 16, 2008.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
    PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
    ledge of a large building preparing to
    jump.





    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll
    jump?"




    Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."



    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."


    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on
    the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde
    was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.
    Here's your money."


    Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
    on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."


    The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do
    it again."


    Bob took the money......
     
  2. Eco Auto Clean

    Eco Auto Clean Active Member

    heh...chuckled a bit..
     
  3. GTscoob

    GTscoob Black is Beautiful

    Thanks for ruining my strategy for picking up dumb blondes
     

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