Bored?? Try one of these

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Weapon, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    Push your eyes for interesting light show
    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
    See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things your subconscious is trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV?

    See how long you can hold your breath
    (Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
    Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate before hand, and stay as still as possible. My personal best is 2:00 (exactly).

    Try to not think about polar bears
    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
    This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway.

    Scratch yourself
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

    Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

    Hurt yourself
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

    Try to swallow your tongue
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    There's not much to say about this one. It is possible.

    Pretend to be a car
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

    Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
    Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

    Get yourself as nauseated as possible
    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
    Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
     
  2. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

    I may have to give one of these ago :D
     
  3. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    here are a few more

    Have a water drinking contest
    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
    While the competition is fun, you probably won't feel too good afterward. To give your event an old western theme, slam the cups upside down on the tables after you have emptied them.

    Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
    This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

    Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
    wonder (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

    Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
    (Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
    Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

    Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
    Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

    Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
    (Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
    Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.

    Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
    To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

    Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
    Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
    What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.
     
  4. ScoobyMike

    ScoobyMike OG Mod

    well old buddy. I have decided that you have too much time on your hands....freakin the guy.....
     
  5. GTscoob

    GTscoob Black is Beautiful

    haha those are pretty funny. Now I have something to do when I get bored in class:wiggle:
     
  6. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    i do this when i cant fall asleep... works real well

    :rofl:
     
  7. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    :bows: im full of useless fun
     

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