Brain Cramps

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Weapon, Jul 31, 2005.

  1. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

    Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Dick Cheney, Vice-President

    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

    "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.

    "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
    --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --George W. Bush, President

    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
    --Keppel Enderbery

    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
     
  2. SkullWRX

    SkullWRX Member

    brain.... ceasing.... to.... function......
    :wiggle:
     
  3. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    hahahahahahahhaha
     
  4. lostinthewoods

    lostinthewoods Frisco Tx Baller

    very funny.. the first one was good.
     

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