BY FAR, the worst First date ever!!!

Discussion in 'Peanut Gallery' started by Jewels450, Sep 27, 2007.

  1. Jewels450

    Jewels450 Member

    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when
    You read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
    Not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

    Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
    That a woman ever had.

    The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely
    No question as to why her tale took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken
    Her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah ..

    It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
    Had never met before.

    The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
    Late that afternoon.

    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
    Realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

    They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
    Middle of nowhere!

    Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

    Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
    Where she told him that he had better stop and Let her go beside the road,
    Or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
    Crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.

    In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
    Against the rear fender to steady herself.

    Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
    Was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about
    Was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
    Situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
    Sensation.

    As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
    Were firmly glued against the car's fender.

    Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
    Attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
    Apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
    Answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
    That indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some
    Assistance!

    He came around the ca r as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
    Then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

    She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
    Themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

    Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
    Real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
    Cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

    Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
    Both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

    So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
    Pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
    Laug hter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that
    Should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

    Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."

    O h, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was

    Sitting next to her on the Leno show.
     
  2. Alex

    Alex Community Founder Staff Member

    Haha, nice
     
  3. wrxin8or

    wrxin8or Mullitt Staff Member

    thats pretty damn funny
     
  4. BelvnAWD

    BelvnAWD I'm Vin, Bell-Vin...

    Well, once a guy pee's on something, he kinda has to keep it...
     
  5. Jewels450

    Jewels450 Member

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    I knew sooner or later someone was going to say that!
     
  6. wrxin8or

    wrxin8or Mullitt Staff Member


    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    that is actually better than the first post
     
  7. Brian

    Brian Active Member

    ^^^^ marked territory and all
     
  8. blindfold

    blindfold Active Member

    good stuff
     
  9. AK_Raptor

    AK_Raptor Member

    Skiing for the day $250
    Meal and drinks $20
    Having your date Pissing on you Priceless
     
  10. Kolgoth

    Kolgoth Supporting Member

    Hahaha - holy shit - that is awesome!

    At that point - I wouldn't imagine there could be any more moments that would be embaressing to them - that pertty much takes the cake...

    What a night! Can you imagine explaining that to your friends afterwards?
     
  11. 5spdfrk

    5spdfrk Active Member

    I want to see the actual video/episode of this!
     
  12. KA05STi

    KA05STi Member

  13. scoobaru

    scoobaru Active Member

    haha, awesome!
     
  14. FACE

    FACE Active Member

    I think it would be better if she pissed on him :naughty:
     
  15. BlackAndBlue

    BlackAndBlue Member

    but is it really the worst first date ever if they got married?
     
  16. Kolgoth

    Kolgoth Supporting Member

    Situationally - yes it would def be the worst date ever... If the rest of the date hadn't gone well - that would've been even worse - but having it have gone so well...ya...

    But can you think of a worse way to end a date than that? LOL Let's just hope she was nice & trim for the date; that could be scary walking around the corner and all the sudden hear some GNR in the background "Welcome to the Jungle!!!!!"

    :naughty:
     

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