Classic headlines from The Onion

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by moose, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. moose

    moose Infina Mooooooose!

    Always a fun read... here are some good ones:

    "God Answers Prayers of Paralysed Little Boy - No: Says God"

    "Dwarf falls equivelant of 10 stories"

    "Local Author Shoots Heroin, Wife"

    "European Jews Worried About Hitler "Kill All Jews" Policy"

    They're doing the year 2056 300th anniversary edition right now... :bowdown:
     
  2. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    the onion is awesome... spent a lot of internship hours browsing it
     
  3. Weapon

    Weapon 90lbs of dynamite Supporting Member

    never heard of it..is it work safe?
     
  4. moose

    moose Infina Mooooooose!

    Some questionable language in the articles... depends on your company. I'd read it at home.
     
  5. miloman

    miloman Retired Admin

    its a bs newspaper idea... a lot of it is funny as hell
     
  6. moose

    moose Infina Mooooooose!

    I miss the stories of Da H-Dog. Those were the best.
     

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