So my aunt told me this story the other day and she said it was true but 'm not 100% sure i believe her . So this guy that lives in Malawi (A small country in Africa) had this butler/chef kind of guy that stayed in the house. Now the man would go to work in the morning, while the butler stayed home, and then come home every evening for dinner. So one evening he pours himself a cup of alcohol to go with his dinner; he enjoys his dinner and then goes to sleep. The next night he gets out the alcohol again and when he gets it out, he thinks that it looks emptier than it was the night before. He shrugs it off and just enjoys his dinner. The next night he looks at the bottle again and sure enough, the bottle is emptier. So he starts thinking that maybe his butler is drinking his alcohol. He decides to test his theory and he pisses into the bottle. And over the next 2-3 days the bottle is still getting emptier. He's completely baffled so he confronts his chef and he says, "It's funny, this bottle of alcohol keeps getting emptier and emptier, even when im not drinking it! Are you drinking my alcohol without my permission?" And the chef says, "No, no, no, i cook that alcohol into your dinner every night!"