the little guy......... >> > A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half >> > an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his >> > drink and gulps it down in one swig. >> > >> > The poor little guy starts crying. >> > >> > 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I >> > didn't think you'd CRY.' >> > 'I can't stand to see a man crying.' >> > >> > 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. >> > 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important >> > meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found >> > my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in >> > the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my >> > dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put >> > an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the darn poison.'