drunk posts

i've had quite a few but i'm still typing pretty good. maybe i should go drinks ome more

oh and im drinking red stripe, mmmmm youmy

 

i want a couple brb

 

ahhh the beer that make us white boys look good!

 

thought about having a Blue Moon or two but got a little too hammed last night....

 

got me some beer now it's time to drink

 

my roomies aer drinking or was drinking blue moon

 

just wait... I don't even remember posting this thread below

CLICKY

 

thizs shtre is fukesad upo so meh gotuy sleeepe byeesssss

 

1 hour and 10 min is all it took?

 

:rofl: he sure cant hang with the mods then :beer:

 

beeeeeeeer on

 

beer will be back on once i make the 5 hour trek across town

 

how true. if it only took that long he would be waking up sharpied all to hell!:naughty: j/k just dont pass out around me when im drunk!

heres my friend passed out. he has a bunch of stuffed ducks so we desided to do attack of the ducks on his ass! i wish i had a pic of when we woke him up screaming and he had all these ducks on him.




this is my friends twin brother passed out. got him too. i try to use non permenant b ut still funy antics.

 

yea i think i might have to make me a tall strong sissy drink when i get home. half malibu half pineapple juice.. ssh:

 

i drank 9 beers less then 10 mins.. then looked at my screen for abt 30 more mins or so... after that i drank 4 more then slept like shit..

i do remember typing that tho i was like wooo i need to sleep

malibu with pineapple juice = godly drink me love it..

yeah if i drink too many in less time.. i get drunk quick..

 

IV?

 

if i drank 9 beers in 10 mins i would DIE

 

or throw up!

 

yeah man, thats like 108 oz of liquid...

 

and i'm lucky if i weigh 150, that much beer in me and i'm gone... get your markers ready

 

such a techy...haha

 

Heh, we used to have beer drinking contests at the college I attended in Sweden. We'd get a case (which is 25 beers there) and 4 people. The trick was to have warm bottles, flip 'em upside down and shake them while just chugging the thing down. We'd go through the whole thing in < 1 minute but it wasn't fun. (Especially for the poor bastard that had to drink 7...)

 

that would have to be a marathon funnel session...:naughty: ....or a multi story funnel:ddirty: ...it can be done....

 

Word on the street has WrxCrazy has no gag reflex :ddirty:

 

:werd: :rofl:

 

what does gag reflex mean? rofl
btw i have done it before.. first time i ever drunk, it was 12 bottles of budlight on 6 packs of malibu with bakadi with pineapple juice.. and the night was horrible and the morning was worse.. the worse headache i ever had.. and that was about 1 hour and i was tosted in next 2 mins also.. crazie but true.. there is a reason i'm called (wrx)CRAZY :ddirty:

 

it means you can swallow a huge load and not want to throw up :keke:

 

in my home around my mom's side of family i'm known as EL GARBAGE MAN, i eat anything, drink anything and dont burp until the last min.. btw scott check varsity post in few mins i got pictures

 

You could make a mint with some strap-on boobies down on Stewart Avenue.

 

they will robb me :hsnono: