"Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig 101 Uses for Duct Tape: http://www.exploremaine.com/~joeho/tape.htm A few good ones: Band-Aid for really big cuts. Cover up empty drive bays. Taping annoying people to walls, floor, ceiling, or bed. (ahh hmm JT) Make lawn decorations. Contraceptive device. Graduation present. Throw it at people. Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape.