Err, I hate my damn roomate sometimes. He does the dumbest things. Right now at 1:51am He is downstairs the garage detailing his car. Rap music cranked and his car parked sideways taking 2 of the 3 car garage. WHAT A DUMBASS right. Alex and I work with him and he can give me support on that. Anywho just had to Rant. I am so outa here at the end of the year. I seriously miss living alone or with a gf. GOD!!!!
Ah the ol'e roomate from hell. I don't miss roomates AT ALL. I mean looking back on it I would have been better off living in a tent with nobody else to: 1) pilfer and eat my food 2) leave beer bottles on the coffee table with urine on them because roomie was too f*cking stoned to go to the bathroom 3) call ( multiple times ) to bail roomie out of jail for DUI's 4) smashes my bedroom window at 3:00am because roomie didn't leave with his keys and was tapping on glass, and then not attempting to promptly fix it. 5) shows up and uses apartment to sell obviously stolen shit. 6) roomie's a human pitre dish that constantly gets caught cheating by stream of skanky girlfriends and turns the living room into a 1st-person perspective "Jerry Springer" show. (FYI this is a compilation of roomates)