FIVE THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: NUMBER 5: ‘They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen’. NUMBER 4: 'This is just the 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to’. NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time’! NUMBER 2: ‘Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close’? NUMBER 1: (Raising your head slowly) ‘... in Jesus name, Amen’
My favorite desk sleeping trick from when I used to co-op was to put a pen on the floor and dangle one arm with your head on the desk. That way when you wake up you pick up the pen and act like you were looking for it. Doesn't usually work though as there will be a giant red mark on your face.