Funny car forum quotes.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by mattprzy, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. mattprzy

    mattprzy Active Member

    I figured you guys would enjoy this. Please add on if you find some more.

    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang (Chevelle) forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jack@$$ in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Yaris forum
    - - - Do our cars use AA or AAA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    Bugatti Veyron forum
    - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    - - -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of my truck?

    SRT Forums
    "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

    Ford 2.3 forums
    - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

    GM FORUMS ,

    I GOT A GIRL WITH THE CLAPS & A CHEVY TRUCK , I CANT SEEM TO GET RID OF EITHER ONE .... HELP !
     
  2. Jake

    Jake Active Member

    lol some of those are funny, but the WRX one?????
     
  3. AtlxPat

    AtlxPat Active Member

    the buggati one got me lol
     
  4. Trancetto

    Trancetto Active Member

    More of a sell/buy car parts quotes.

    "If you have this in a week Ill def get it"

    "I wish you had this a week ago, i would be all over this"

    "You're asking too much, (even though I'm not interested in the item you're selling)"
     
  5. knhtrdr

    knhtrdr Active Member

    *wind noise at 210*
     
  6. nik_05STi

    nik_05STi Member

    ^^
    Bet its true
     

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